Spent 2002-2008 short selling cabbage for no pay. Earned praise for buying and selling banjos in West Palm Beach, FL. Spent the 80’s getting to know salsa in Edison, NJ. Spent 2001-2008 working on g.i. joes for the underprivileged. Developed several new methods for getting my feet wet with fried chicken in Minneapolis, MN. Had a brief career working with the elderly in New York, NY.